I was standing outside Robbie’s first grade pottery class
waiting for the masterpieces to come out of the kiln. The teacher was saying, “Here is a vase, here
is an ashtray, here is…the River Nile”.
That's my boy, I thought.
Most parents sign their offspring up for cultural
enrichment. So Robbie took pottery, he
was in chess club, he took Tai Kwan Do.
And of course, I kept his little masterpieces.
He hates this. He absolutely
despises that I not only kept his inept little chunks of ceramic, but I use
them. I use the soap dish in the guest
bathroom. I use the castle keep that
holds sticky notes to hold sticky notes.
What a lot of people, particularly artists, do not
understand is that children go through a specific time line of producing
art. When they are very young, they
scribble. They move on to a solid line
of blue at the top of the page, and a solid line of green at the bottom. I saw one drawing of Pike’s Peak that was the
standard pointy triangle mountain, but with a flat stage type structure on
top. The girl had been up Pike’s
Peak. She knew it was pointy like a
mountain, but there were buildings on top.
Very conceptual.
I find children’s art charming. I taught Kindergarten for a time whilst
saving up money to go back for my Master’s degree, and I was asked to produce
some Halloween art to put in the window.
I proudly presented the office with a pile of lopsided pumpkin that was
as cute as could be.
They never showed up.
The office woman sneered at me, “I threw those away”. What they wanted were copies of coloring
books that the kids’ filled in, not original authentic pieces of art.
My Kindergarten class never used coloring books. Indeed, many art educators believe that when
children fill in coloring books, they feel badly about their own art. I sent home colorful pieces of
age-appropriate artwork.
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| The frog soapdish |
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| The River Nile |
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| Demise of the dinosaurs |
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| gecko |
So, I kept most of Robbie’s age-appropriate artwork, and a
lot of it is still on display. When I am gone and he cleans out my junk along
with the Star Wars vehicles and the Marvel Comics, he will find his little
treasures. They will probably not make
the cut.



